Wednesday, April 23, 2008

I HAVE HAD E NUF!

Babs has had "E Nuf" of Pat Sajack - and now I am ready to lose it over being told to tip toe around agressive fowl.
I am sick to death of accommodating every single solitary special interest that lifts its pathetic lazy head to whine about something. But now I am being instructed, by my site administrator, to accommodate the dirty, mean, and nasty Canada Goose!?!?

These are actual instructions we were given today:


Spring is nesting season for several pairs of Canada geese on our site. The gander's job during the nesting season is to defend the female, their nesting territory, and eggs, which could mean an aggressive attack on a perceived intruder.
Please be very cautious around nesting territories (many at building entrances or on roof tops) as there have been documented goose attacks on humans that have caused physical injury, usually occurring when the person trips over something trying to avoid the attack. According to the Ohio Department of Natural Resources, there are three steps one can take if a goose attacks:

1. Maintain direct eye contact and keep your chest and face pointed at the goose.
2. If the goose acts aggressively, calmly and slowly back away, watching for obstacles.
3. Maintain a neutral demeanor, i.e., do not act hostile or show fear.

If you have any questions or concerns regarding this matter, please contact Site Administration.

Here's an idea! Hows 'bout we shoot all those m'fer's and be done with it?

How 'bout the geese be instructed to maintain direct eye contact with my gun?

For gosh sakes! If these were wild dogs would we be given instructions for how to diminish the impact of a wild dog attack?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! We need immigration laws alright! All those miserable ilegal birds need to be sent home.

1 comment:

Lisa said...

Dude, I despise those friggin geese!! They shit all over our parking lot at work ... and it's slippery. Some woman slipped in goose crap and broke her arm. At least it wasn't me this time! ... Babs