Funny things I've heard said in my house in the last few days:
"I was dreaming that I was riding on the backs of lambies (lambs); we rode on the backs of lambies all the way up to God; and he made me queen of the world; and then I married Tommy; he loves me you know" - o.k., trippy girl, where are you hiding the hallucinogens? Mommy needs a little somethin' somethin' to take the edge off
"I've got these two things down here; they're just like balls! What are they called?" - brains my son, those are your brains.
"Why is my butt so sweaty?" - because you are your father's child, you better get used to that feeling
"Yeah! We're havin' chicken-fried chicken for dinner!!!" - yep! with a side of apple-sauced apples and corn-on-the-cob corn
"Ooooh myyyyy goooooosh! Hoooow row-man-tic!" (Bridget exclaimed as mommy and daddy hugged) - how old are you? 12?! no more Disney movies for you (sadly, thats what amounts to romance these days).
"I was dreaming that I was riding on the backs of lambies (lambs); we rode on the backs of lambies all the way up to God; and he made me queen of the world; and then I married Tommy; he loves me you know" - o.k., trippy girl, where are you hiding the hallucinogens? Mommy needs a little somethin' somethin' to take the edge off
"I've got these two things down here; they're just like balls! What are they called?" - brains my son, those are your brains.
"Why is my butt so sweaty?" - because you are your father's child, you better get used to that feeling
"Yeah! We're havin' chicken-fried chicken for dinner!!!" - yep! with a side of apple-sauced apples and corn-on-the-cob corn
"Ooooh myyyyy goooooosh! Hoooow row-man-tic!" (Bridget exclaimed as mommy and daddy hugged) - how old are you? 12?! no more Disney movies for you (sadly, thats what amounts to romance these days).
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