Someone Has Some E'Splaining To Do

We get so many emails like this every day, I have to begin to wonder -

Who is this "someone" you know that is "already using this product"?

What do they know about your anatomy (and how do they know it?) that would make them think you want to receive these emails 5 or 6 times a day?

Does the woman in this add look "happy surprised"? Or "darn it! surprised"?

What is on top of her head that has her partner so captivated?

Am I to belive that an ad with a "As seen on TV" sticker can be compatible with a "FDA approval" sticker?

The ad came with the following text:

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Warn thing together soldier teach pitch period letter month. Color asked happened doctor. Belong third vowel explain yard full story street ten showed. Level make record help thought."

Is this some kind of encryption?

What exactly are you up to? And with whom?

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Here's a little 411- if you want to satistfy my urge, do the laundry.

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