How 25 Years Can Change Your Perspective

At no time in 1984 did I think Billy Squier was gay, looked like Richard Simmons, or was a total lunatic ... but I do now!

I about died when I saw the dance move at 1:17 (he repeats it at 2:17).

And what's with the bad shirt collection - did he gets those in the 'tween section at K-Mart?

And for God's sake will someone PLEASE explain the symbolism of the clown face at 4:14?

I HATE CLOWNS!! I HATE CLOWNS!! I HATE CLOWNS!! I HATE CLOWNS!!