Sunday, June 8, 2008

Summertime. The Fish Are Jumping



... and the livin' aint easy. Yo daddy aint rich, and yo momma looks like a ball of sweat


Dang! Its hot. And everybody is sayin' so. Here are just some of the things I've heard in the last 48 hours:

In the 'hell' theme - "Its hotter than hell" "Its hotter than heck", "Its hotter than hades"

Piss made a showing with "Hotter than piss", and "Hotter than piss on tar"; closely followed by many "Holy shits, its hot"

Damn, dang, and darn were well represented; as were the muthas. I heard lots of "Hotter than a mutha" this and that.

Sin, and those who commit them, were my favorites so far. "Its hotter than blue sin" (is blue sin the hottest, like blue flame?). "Its hotter than Satan's crotch" And my favorite "Hotter than a Bangkok whore on Sunday".




5 comments:

schue said...

It's hotta than bawlz out heere.

who said...

Whats Mam's saying "its hotter than a two-peckered billy goat?" or soemthing liek that. Ask her? LOL

SGM said...

Yes! I forgot to add that testicles, both human and anaimal, were mentioned quite often.

Lisa said...

hotter than a steaming pile of dog poop.

ew.

Anonymous said...

Rara has it down perfectly...It IS hotter than a two-peckered billy goat"! I can only imagine.......